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Thursday, May 18, 2006

LIFEbouy

First we had "HIV doesn't cause AIDS", then "OK, HIV does cause AIDS, but eat potatoes, garlic, olive oil and you'll be fine." And now we have the new and improved LIFEbouy.

It will wash away all your worries. Endorsed by JZ himself, it is garanteed to get you off the hook in more ways than one. Plus as a added bonus it will kill almost 70% of almost all germs that are almost known by man.

WAIT, but there's MORE. If you order today, you will receive a complementary box of Choice condom to pull over your head while showering - it will replace that disgusting scruchy of a thing you call a shower cap. That way you will never have to worry about ruining your new hair-doo either.

Call now to order: 0800-Im-a-dumbshit

also availiable at all dodgy cafes run by hairy, balding short men - batteries sold seperately.

posted by Mikey at Thursday, May 18, 2006 | Permalink |

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