The OFFSIDES rule explained for girls (and Dari)...

Put simply...........

You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop
assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you
must have.

The female shopper in front of you (Steve)has seen them also and is eyeing them
with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses (that would be Dari and Steve).

It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no
money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend(Jamma)is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper
and buy the shoes.

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and,*whilst
it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and
buy the shoes.

However until the purse had *actually been thrown* you are not allowed to
move infront of the other shopper - (otherwise you would be 'Offside')...