Heibo these soccer players are clever

Here are a couple of pearlers from interviews with some of South Africa's most celebrated footballing sons.

Peter Ndlovu:
Interviewer: Peter those were three beautiful babies you put away behind the net. How do you feel?
Peter: Aah I am so ashamed, I just don't like it when these woman tell the whole world.

Jabu Pule:
Interviewer: Jabu, who do you think will host the 2010 soccer bid?
Jabu: Marks Maponyane

Steve Lekeolea:
Interviewer: Steve you have just played an amazing game to help Pirates win, where to from here.
Lekoelea: I am going home.

Interviewer: Steve you seem to have hit such a rich vein of form you also seem a lot fitter. What is your secret?
Lekoelea: In the morning I get up and I run away.

Lesley Manyathela:
Interviewer: So Lesley tell us about your family
Manyathela: I have one KIDS. I also have two brothers: There is one in front of me and one behind me.

Ah Ndlovo and the babies he put behind the net, should have used protection guy - you don't want that slow puncture to ruin the game.

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