Something fishy???? Smells like it!

I don't think I've ever taken a pamphlet from those fuckers at the robots walk tirelessly up and down the lanes (outting their life's at the taxis' mercy), hoping that someone is kind (or stupid) enough to wind down their window just enough to slip a crappy pamphlet through. Actually I lie. I have taken pamphlets from them, usually if 1) Absolute belter chicks are handing them out or 2) There's some free shit being dished out (like the Colgate Breath Strips toothpaste, got me sold on that one).

I succumbed to the latter today. These (rather dodgy-looking) guys were handing out their pamphlets together with little boxes that said "free sample". This was more than enough to get my interested and so I rolled my window down, received my pamphlet, but more importantly, got my grubby hands on the "free sample" box.

Something Fishy. WTF? Something Fishy fast food is dodgy at the best of times. What made them think that dishing out a greasy fish ball (I think it's fish but I'm not sure) and three limp and pasty chips is going to make me want to buy their product?