Sun City zip line, World's longest and fastest

Just outside Sun City in the Pilansburg (South Africa) is something so sweet you'll wish you lived closer to mine dumps. A zip line that’s 280m off the ground and 2km long. Top speed? 160kph (I call bullshit, but anyway).

Just press play below (source).

How'd he do that?

I have yet to try acid but watching this vid has convinced me that it's gotta be some kind of good.

It starts off with some serious doof-doof, and then he adds the laser(puts pinky to lip) but what comes next is what utterly blows my mind and makes me want to see more technicoloured mess.

just press play

Break into your car with a tennis ball

Just in time for Wimbledon comes a tip so great you'll wish you'd have locked your keys in your car this morning. McGuyver your way into your car or that off duty Taxi using only a lighter/steak knife and a tennis ball. Watch the video, it explains it a whole lot better.

I won't tell you where I found this tip, you'll think I'm a flaming geek... OK Lifehacker. I keed, no seriously.

Guy Richie's RocknRolla

Awesome news this side of Paris getting out of jail early is, Guy Richie is in the process of creating another British gangster movie titled RocknRolla. Still early days but, FirstShowing.net reports that the cast has just been announced: Gerard Butler (300), Tom Wilkinson (Night of the White Pants), Thandie Newton (MIII), & Chris “Ludacris" Bridges.

Looking at all that makes me think Monsieur Richie's budget is lil' larger this time around. I think I speak for everyone when I say I'll be happy if he kept the Strathams and the Vinnie Jones', maybe thrown in a dumb Wayne Rooney for good measure. The lego pieces aren’t aligning - something’s a miss, maybe a three piece, and we all know what happens to your career when you start working with rappers - Steven Seagal anybody? Britney even? Danny K?

The whole thing already stinks and I believe someone’s career is in for a serious drenching, but man I can't wait.

Mbeki & Zuma: Friends Again!

Mbeki & Zuma seemed to have patched things up, last week Wednesday sometime in fact - Link (source)

Lobby Rampage

Businessman Rampage In Hotel Lobby
Ron Burgundy is that you? This guy is awesome, I want his rage!

Blondie

So someone said porn and I got all excited for nothing because there actually wasn't any anywhere (except for that place called the internet, and my local porn shop where they specialize in midget/circus freak porn but thats a whole different post).

So this post was actually inspired by one of our readers named Lilla. Amanda Wright gives you a reason to get excited.

Seen at Glam0ur

The Hottest Chick Alive

Anybody that looks at this picture must in their right mind agree with me that she is an absolute belter. I'm glad that she managed to get over her punk rock chick look, and don't get me wrong, I love punk rock but I prefer looking at pictures of her like this.

This post actually goes out to Pautzie cause he has a slight obsession *cough* stalker *cough* with her. Maybe one day he can get a chick that is half as pretty as her. Hell I wish I could get a chick half as pretty as her.

Watch for Sale on E-Bay

Second hand Omega, belonged to the dumbest Bush in the family. only $1 000 000 (because no one will do it again.)

Watch Bush get his watch stolen in Albania

A conference was held and a statement was releases. "We will track you down, we will find you. If you know the person involved or if you harbor the enemy, we will use all our means and you will pay...but first watch this drive."

News from one fucked up weekend - Boys' High vs Affies

So all the hype into P-town's biggest derby ends up in a bit of an anti-climax with a 20-20 draw - the Affies ouks glad they didn't give away a huge lead and the Boys' boys heartbroken cos of our missed penalty at the death.

But as always, it was a great day out - seeing all the old boys from way back, getting goose-bumps as the pipers start their droning, singing I'm a Pebble and the School Song after the game.

Let's not forget the belter count - there so many belters, I lost count... And I especially loved the looks on the Affies old boys' faces as two Black players started for Affies. Things have certainly changed... too, too funny.

Anyway, win or lose, the after party moved onto the Old Boys' club to get WRECKED with a capital R. I hope someone managed to get some snaps of the debauchery? Nothing like seeing Wezzo passed out with his head in a urinal.

Til' next year I suppose.

Fuck Global Warming

Every 100 years, an evil arises that is so great, nations all over the world, have to unite, to combat it.

In the 1900's there were 2 World Wars.

In the 1800's there were those fucking wigs that men used to wear.

And now, my friends, the worst has happened...

No, it's not Global Warming you tree hugging freaks.

No, it's not the lack of virgins over the age of 12 either. (Although, this is a close second).

It's fucking GUYLINER!

Those fucking EMO freaks who think it's hot to look like as femine as possible. GROW A FUCKING SET!

Seriously though... Why? WHY??? I blame chicks...

Gone are men with the manly stubble, it has been replaced by men who shave every morning and then put moisturiser on.

Gone are men who walked around without gel in their hair, it has been replaced by a Salon-Going-Bunch-A-Homos.

Men are allowing woman to dictate how they should look. "Oh honey put this face cream on, it feels so nice on your skin" GROW A FUCKING SET!

And now... men are even wearing make up. Soon, you won't even be able to tell men and women apart...

I say we stop it before it's too late.

Join the Call to Arms before men are tucking in their cocks to hide their unsightly package.

W...W...Wow

I might be a little behind as far as the beast goes but the VW GTI W12 650 concept deserves another look.

Alright lets break the name down a bit; OK it a VW and that's not such a bad thing anymore. It's a GTI of sorts and lets be honest having a stock standard GTI would impress non the less. It has two 3.0 litre V6 engines side by side, giving the VV effect and thus 12 cylinders. Then comes the 650 which represents the amount of ponies they managed to squeeze behind the drivers and passengers seats. All in all it spells fuck fast. You get from 0 - 100 in a blistering 3.7 and can carry on like that until you hit 202Mph.

This version of the GTI is purely for dick swinging purposes or testing perhaps and unfortunately will never go into production.

Paris Hilton's Forgotten Sister

Conscience Glover, its been reported, has grown up in rural Namibia ever since she was abandoned by parents Kathy Hilton and Lethal Weapon star Danny Glover's brother Whydoncha back in the early 80s. "The sex was lame" Whydoncha said "all she did was lie there, probably the reason for Paris' squiff eye and her penchant for prison guards".

In other news, news of Paris having to enjoy a cavity search before entering her cell on Monday morning may be boring, even unnecessary to many but strangely excited this young reporter. Although thinking about it, I'm sure it was a wasted exercise - reports have it that she's never been able to flex (in this case, hold anything with) those muscles ever since the Manhattan Ladder 11 fire extinguisher incident.

PBHS vs Affies Deathmatch

This weekend is probably one of the biggest rugby games in all PBHS pupils, Old Boys and pretty much anybody who knows about this great fixture, life's time. There are normally around 9000 people at this schoolboy rugby fixture and the atmosphere is electric, especially when we win. This year it is at PBHS which just adds that extra bit of energy, and of course they don't try stop you from taking alcohol in like Affies (but they never stopped us).

So if you guys have nothing to do on Saturday be sure to be down on Brooks field at 12:30 at PBHS, cause not only is the game a jol, but the after party, oh my word the after party is huge.

Guess there is only one thing left to say... GO BOYS HIGH!!!