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Thursday, November 30, 2006

Storm in a C-cup...

Sunday Times
26 November 2006
Charles Molele

Model laughs off sneak photos of her sunbathing topless


TOP model Christina Storm says she won’t fight a Joburg photographic agency selling secretly taken shots of her tanning topless. Storm told Metro on Friday that although she feels the agency, Zoom Multimedia, had invaded her privacy, she did not intend to sue. She instead shrugged the pictures off with a raucous laugh and joked , “At least somebody is making money out of my name.”

Storm, who lives in Sandton, was photographed lying on a towel next to a swimming pool at a friend’s house in Houghton. In the series of photographs, apparently taken with a telephoto lens, she takes off her designer sunglasses and floral string-bikini.

“They [photographers] do that [sneak photographs] all the time but this time I am not going to put up a fight — even if they are making money out of it,” said Storm.
Zoom Multimedia boss Kerry Shaw confirmed her agency was selling a gallery of pictures of Storm sunbathing topless to interested local magazines and newspapers.
The nine pictures, selling for R4500 each, were secretly taken by a photographer Shaw refused to name. She did confirm, however, that the photographer had contacted her agency to sell the pictures on his behalf.

“He’s asked to remain anonymous,” she said. “The pics were taken at a friend’s place on private property.” Shaw said she had spoken to Storm and told Metro the model had threatened to sue the agency for invasion of privacy if the pictures were made public.

Storm, however, disputed this and denied any intention to sue. “I am not going to waste my time suing them,” said Storm. “If this is making people famous, it’s no big deal. I have done nude pictures before but they were classy and beautiful.”

Check out the whole article from this weekends Sunday Times...

Playboy turns 53


Yesterday Playboy celebrated their 53rd birthday. They've come a long way since they first blessed us or your pops with the Marilyn Monroe cover in 1953.


Hef's 80 plus, he's got 3 hot chicks that love him in all the best ways possible and he makes loads of dough off perves like us.


Anyhow to celebrate with the oldest rich dawg alive here are some
pics of the bunnies he gets to bang, that is with a hint of blue.

Chili - that's hot!

I would like to introduce you to Pretoria Boys' High School's second Bok captain in quick succession. First John Smit, and now Chiliboy Ralepelle.

Read it at News24.

And dude's making news and setting some records. First Black captain. And the youngest at 20 years old. Can't wait to see the Dutchman having to take orders from him! Fucken love it!!!! Oh, and correct me if I'm wrong but he captained the First Team in Form 4? Can't remember...

Okay, so it's not an official test match, and he's proably gonna hand over the captaincy at half time, but that's well impressive!

Holy Moses, Wikipedia even has him listed!!!

Update: Well, while we’re bragging, let me introduce some of Boys’ High’s other rugger buggers.

John Smit (SA, matric 1996)
Is there anything about "Barney" you don't know?

Brian Liebenberg (France, matric 1997)
Jeez, I remember Brian being a red-faced, not-too-good-looking guy, but that is ridiculous photo of him!

Francois Viljoen (USA, matric 1999)
Francois was our head prefect when we matriculated in ’99. G Man and Boston Robert may be visiting him early next year in Cali. He’s been jamming for the US Eagles, with 11 caps. Read his profile - here some interesting snippets - born in Oakland, CA – Rob, you concur, dunno about that?
Most difficult opponents: Wales???? Franc, are you smoking crack? What about the Boks at Loftus or the All Blacks anywhere they take their stride?
Most Embarrassing Moment in Rugby: I scored a try on the 22m line against Baltimore in a pre-season game this year. And then I dotted down on the 5 meter line a few minutes later. Best captain: Warren Liebenberg (Brian's brother, FYI).

And then guys like Robbie Brink in the mid 90s and some others. Oh, and Loftus Versveld himself was a Boys’ High boy way back when... before he chose to continue his existence on earth as a rugger stadium.

F*ck you Google

After reading Dave's post about Dave Matthews and his Safrican roots, I was keen to read the rest of the article, and Googled the article's name. And this is what Google returned.



Fuck your American heart.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

The Poor Man's Actor

This is something that I think about a lot. Who would play Jim Carey if the production company never had the cash - Jimmy Fallen, Jamie Kennedy or Jake Gyllenhaal? Anyway Stuff magazine puts together a great list of The Poor Man's Actor, so I don't have too.

Boobs of the Week: Monica Leigh


Huge bumper issue this week courtesy of the Daily Niner. 10 Galleries, yes 10 galleries of Ms Leigh in various states of undress. Is Nice!

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Monday, November 27, 2006

Kramergate: The Cringe Factor

The latest in the Kramergate scandal is a short clip of Kramer playing a black guy, which must have been slightly funny at the time when it aired, but now is just cringefully hilarious [Via BWE].

If you missed it, heres his n-bomb laced tirade last week at a comedy gig that got the Seinfeld great in a pound o' poo. Then here's his public apology a couple of days later on Letterman, which helped jack.

And of course what would the internet be without, porn, parody and pop ten lists (the 3 p's). The following two, lists that is, have been updated to include our boy Jew.
The Rise and Fall Wacky Sitcom Neighbors
The Top Ten Most Damaging Celebrity Rants

And lastly, the funniest of all of these links:
The KKKramer rap [via Zach]

Impersonator

I love impersonations. And I love freestyle rapping. But never in my life have I seen freestyling rap impersonations of hip-hops coolest - Aries Spears presents LL Cool J, Snoop, DMX and Jay-Z. Listen to more here.


Heads up from Larry, link via Andrea Harner via Kottke.
And check this Carlos Mencia skit featuring Aries, as they diss Kanye West.

The next post-jacker better gives us props for this:
Via ChumpStyle via Andrea Harner via Kottke. Just copy and paste, no excuses for stealing excellent material in an attempt to un-bore your three readers, okay?

Update: I took a squiz through Andrea Harner's blog, all about her and her friends - she's quite hot I reckon! And she even has the Jacob/Manto quick 'n easy condom ads, although I doubt she understands the parody of it all!

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Good luck for you!

Whoever said that getting shat on by a pigeon is good luck must've been a friggen loser!

Just imagine how funny this must've been if you were there to witness it with your own eyes. Little kid being chased by a shitting pigeon... seriously, there can't be anything funnier!

Friday, November 24, 2006

Pop Quiz - Answer as quick as you can.


  • How old are you?

  • Are you a dude, dude?

  • What's better than oil?

  • What's better than a hjot woman?

  • What's better than a well-tanned, oiled-up, hjot woman?

OK, pencils down, click here for your results. Good luck, hope it all turns out well.

The Juice is Loose

Chump's Boobs pf the Week - hotter than Paris

Yet another Hilton with her bits out.

Woo Hoo!

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Thursday, November 23, 2006

Tags: Michael, Richards, Kramer, Seinfeld, Fucking, Racist

So there was Michael Richards (Kramer of Seinfeld fame) doing his thing on stage when apparently some Black dudes, sorry, African American guys, started heckling him, when the (former) comedian loses it and screams racial slurs at the dudes and his mates. And worse, it was all caught on tape!!

Basically, he used the "N-word". A lot! And not in that gangsta rap, "Wussup my nigga?" kinda way. No - in that cross-burning, hood-wearing, beat-up-Ford-truck-driving, sister-fucking "I'm white trash" kinda way. You know... see for yourself!

WARNING: This clip contains some offensive material, not recommended for young children, women who are pregnant or may become pregnant, midgets or those with a history of diabetes.


Man! And I just hung that Kramer poster up! I'll be replacing it tomorrow with the bulldogs playing poker I found in the dumpster.

Check the write up at tmz.com.

Originally poached from Dave over at Woza Friday. Thanks for the hit bud...

Animator vs Animation

Part deux!! That's French for part two! Cos chick's dig guys who talk foreign!

Larry says we already posted the first version on Chump but I can't seem to find it. Actually I didn't bother to look...

Anyway, it's one of those "dude has way too much time on his hands" kinda animations. You'd swear these guys could use their time more productively, other than sit for hours in front of their cpmputers, thinking up creative ways to entertain others in the hope that'll make those people like them... get a life!! Oh f'fuck, that's kinda like what we do blogging actually...


The Nick Lachey thing is just an ad, the animation plays afterwards (btw, one of the guys at work actually bought one of those clicking counters on eBay for $4.95? What a fucking loser!)

Check part one.

PB - 20:05

I hate it when lazy people say that they don't have time to do excercise, yet they have time to stuff their fat faces with Mickey D's and go shopping at the Big 'n Fat store!

Check this geezer, he get's to go shopping and gets a good workout. AND rewards himself with a pat on the back, burger and some fucking chicken nuggets!

Presenting the latest urban sport - pretending to nick sumfing and 'ave va coppers after ya, as ya race to va burger bar!



I would love to see Saffer security guards in this situation - either they'd tjoon, "Eish, aai suga wena!" and turn a blind eye cos they're on lunch, or they'd bust a cap in your skinny arse! Either way, it would make for great entertainment!

Update: Even though this is the latest post, I couldn't help but move it under Wezzo's Minki post - that shit's gotta headline Chump for a while!!!

Update on the update: I just read the Minki post, and took a good look at the pics - quite a disappointment considering I was expecting a link to gallery of nsfw whoredom on Minki's part! And so, I've moved my post back to the top. "Minki" is hardly worth the click on the thumbnails... whoever did this could have at least pasted her fat head on a naked body!

If you're still all excited over nothing, but still wanna party, click here.

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Minki's Bathtub Pictures Found?


So these are them huh, these are photo's we so frantically asked you to find a few months ago? Strange, I had a totally different picture in my head. Besides the peanut butter, there were a couple of "used" champaign bottles strewn, a spatchela and a cricket bat broken at the handle. Yes the factory sized KY is helping slightly, but I can't help but think we've been duped. These photo's aren't even news worthy for Die Son let alone ChumpStyle. There's not even a tiny glimpse of a bath plug - highly disappointed.

Anyway, thanks must go out to James, the first person to reveal a photo then to the Slacker lads who finished off the set in fine form. Reader Brett also sent them in as well with this added techie comment "check the photo EXIF data... ties in with her birthday 25 Feb".

Side note: I've just written this whole post with the belief that they were real, all I see now though is a bad Mr Potato head photoshop. That chutney and egg flip fantasy is once again a burning flame...

If you up for something a little more exciting, I have these:

The full Makro style catalogue gallery can be found here. Courtesy once again from the Slackers.

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"Man, I've smoked mo crack at Sunday school" - Neighbor S'bu, 12.

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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Nipple Slip Top 50

Not too sure what laddy mag it's from but Totally Crap gives the full scanned ho-down...

Well worth the clickage, Nipple Slip Top 50.

?

Yeah, I just...have no idea. I have one hard nipple right now, like my right side knows something my left doesn't. I'm still unsure, but it's cool.

No seriously, CLICK IT!!!!

Man I'm like driving everybody home. Yeah that's pretty good. Ha. Sorry I just had a brain fart, silent but deadly. Ha. Anyway stop judging me, I need a super cat nap, like 8 hours or some shit. Click it now if you haven't, then do something else and just listen, but don't go away from the PC because that's dumb. OK it's 01:96. Bye.

Buy yourself an island!

So one of my dreams since birth has been to own an island, and now I can... all I need is a couple of million.

Check out whats available in SA:

Stanley Island
Location: Plettenberg Bay, Keurbooms river.
Price: US $4 000 000 (R 29 000 000)


Stanley Island is situated on the seaside of the National road, namely the N2. Stanley Island measures 27.4 hectares.The island is situated two hours drive from Port Elizabeth(200 km), and a one hour drive from George (100km), near Plettenberg bay in the Keurbooms river.

Or you can go for something a little cheaper in the Bahamas?

Bottle Cay
Location: Near Cape Eleuthera, Bahamas
Price: US $800 000 (R 5 840 000)


Bottle Cay has a circular shape with elevations up to about 20 feet above sea level. The island has 2 sandy beaches, a cottage in disrepair, coconut palms, a palm tree grove and a small rainwater well with windmill.

Check out Private Islands Online and keep dreaming.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Speedflying

This is just amazing, two insane dudes Francois Bon and Antoine Montant take on mountain slopes half skiing, and half para-gliding which you absolutely have to see to believe.

Check out their videos, here and here, and their website here. via Zach Klein.

Boobs of the Week: Caprice Bourret


Dumb struck!!


I've got nothing...

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Friday, November 17, 2006

Unbelievable....

So this is an article from a newspaper in Botswana... seems the madness has spread to that country as well.

Keely Hazel and Friends Tribute to Casino Royale, Tribute

Chump has been a little tired in the Porn department of late. So to make up for this little error heres a link to an awesome gallery of Keely Hazel and her mates paying tribute to that all time classic film Casino Royale with Cheese (which may or may not be showing at a website near you). So Great!!

PS 3 is here.




Chicago (IL) - An estimated 150,000 to 200,000 Playstation 3 consoles are going on sale today. The first devices were sold in midnight launch events, while most consoles will be distributed when electronics stores and other retailers such as Walmart and Target will be handing them out in the morning. Ebay sales are picking up steam, with sellers asking for as much as $7000.

Check out the campers in front of Best Buy - crazy!


Apparently it's a machette, I don't know what half of this stuff is, but it sounds awesome:
The higher-end 60 GB model, which retails for $600, integrates the first Cell processor that consumers actually can buy, Nvidia "Reality Synthesizer" graphics engine, Toshiba's Emotion Engine, 256 MB GDDR3 graphics memory, 256 MB XDR memory, a 60 GB hard drive, an Ethernet port, Wi-Fi integration, and Bluetooth 2.0 capability that can handle up to seven wireless controllers. There's also a massive 400-watt power supply as well as a Blu-ray drive.

Check out more info at TG Daily.

I Wantitall

If you are heavy into ordering shit online but get highly annoyed when you find a site won't ship to SA or the shipping costs are large, then check this SA site out, Wantitall. They take all those hassles away.

They order items from the USA on your behalf. So now when you find a great deal on sneakers at Footlocker....head on over to Wantitall, request a quote, and they'll let you how much it'll cost to get into SA.

As G Man may or may not have mentioned (I stopped reading half way through) the Zune is not available in SA but if you are keen on buying a paper weight Wantitall are taking orders.

Update:
Justin from Wantitall just emailed to say that they are offering free local shipping on your first order if you join this month.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Zune vs. Ipod

Microsoft have recently launched the ZUNE, which is according to them destined to be the ultimate rival to the ipod. So before you chug along to the shops and dish out some precious South African Rand (pronounced 'rondt')on an ipod, check out the Zune.


30GB digital media player stores up to 7,500 songs, 25,000 pictures or 100 hours of video


It comes in black, white and wait for it.... brown!
The screen is bigger and the coolest features which top the ipod would have to be that it is wi-fi enabled, you can share files with others and it has a built in FM tuner. It is supposedly cheaper then than ipod here in the US but there is no big reduction in prices.

Here are some of the specs for the techs...


Check out Zune Info for more stats on the product as well as reviews and comments.

Weird Al's Latest - Do I Creep You Out


Old Al never lets us down. This time he's spoofin' Judge's man crush, Tayler Hicks.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Chigga what?

Bring the CO2 cos this Chigga can spit fire yo'. Shit, not even streetsweepers can pick up e'rything he's throwin' down!

His name is Jin, part of DMX's Rough Riderz crew - and this is his run on BET's Freestyle Friday - I'm not sure how many battles he won but no doubt he went to the 'ship. Man, this guy has some serious talent, some dirty lyrics, clever inuendos and that all important rage to bury the other mu'fucker!

Week 5: Listen to the end for the final nail in the coffin!


Week 2
Week 3
Week 4
Week 5 (above)
Week 6
Week 7

Apologies but I couldn't find week one, or the rest of them...

Hummer time.

Since I have been in the US I have seen more Hummers here than I have seen Mexicans.
They are all over the place, sort of like the Ford Cortina's in Pretoria - they always grab your attention, eventhough you don't want them to.
The new Hummer H3 has been released here...



(fuel consumption claimed at 11,8 l per 100km - not bad)...

The funny thing about it is that eventhough it is produced in SA, it will not be available for sale there until next year (2007)! And the other shocking fact about it is that its starting price here in the US is about $ 29,995 (R 218,964) which is cheaper than a VW Golf 2.0 in SA. The current H2 (eventhough it would be more expensive than the H3) is selling, brand new, for a whopping R 1,589,000 in SA.
Now I know you shouldn't compare prices because of the many other factors that affect them, but I just thought you would be interested to know.

Check out the Hummer site to customize your own hummer with colours and interiors etc. and pretend like me you actually are planning to buy one.

Pure Alfa spirit...

So the new Alfa Brera is out.


Im assuming its on the road already in SA, but was due for release just after I left in October. I can just hear the comments now, "Don't buy an ALFA cause it will be in the workshop more than it will be in your garage... spares are expensive...". But once you take a look at the pics below, do you really care? I mean wouldn't you much rather be driving a stylish, machette deshtroyer Brera and take that chance?
If its not for you I guess you could bank on the Toyota Corolla and save some money for retirement. But seriously, you only live once, and in SA you spend the majority of your life in a car, and if you die young it is more than likely going to be in a car accident, so why not go out in style.



Model: Alfa Brera V6 Q4.
Price: £30 000 (about R352 500). On sale early 2006.
Engine: 3195cc, V6, 24 valves, 195kW at 6200rpm, 320Nm at 4500rpm.
Transmission: Six-speed gearbox, all-wheel drive.
Performance: Top speed 240km/h, 0-100km/h 6.6sec, 11.5 litres/100km official average.


For more info check out this review or check out the specs,some more great pics and a video on the ALFA Brera site.
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