News from one fucked up weekend

After two weeks of not so fucked up weekends, we finally found ourselves a partizay to deshtroy. G Man's lady friend granted us the honour of being invited to her big TWO ONE! The venue, O'Cantinho, P-Town. Shanks to Manny our Porra-geesh hosht - it wash fantashtic!

So this is Julie - the lady of the night, um, I mean the centre of attention! And this is HER party! Girl, it's all about chu! Go 'head, brush ya shoulders off, pop ya collar, and shake what yo mamma gave ya.


Dinner was good, dessert was even better. Dumptruck and Tuckshop licked the patterns off the bowls. After the formalities, it was onto the dancefloor in a Honey-like dance-off. Wezzo vs Lazzo. For once, Wezzo came off second best, but could never compete with the Lazzo-Chef teabag move, never seen before in public.


Oh, I don't remember Judgey-Poo being there? I think he made a sneaky exit during the speeches - off like a breath of fresh air at a garlic buffet! Alongside is Jade, excuse her but she had a booger. A BIG one. That was greeny-yellow. And hanging! Onto more deshtroying on the 'floor, Julie and Naughty Nats. Good leg-up!


Things on the 'floor got outta hand, so G and I made our way to the kitchen where we jikka-jikka'd on greezy floors with greezier cooks. Nice hair nets, I should get me one of those! Any one for some fried chiggin?


John getting down with the mopper-lady. And Sarah getting her groove on. And boy, does she have some groove?


Awww, cute! Lil sis Kat, Sarah and Julie at the end of the night, pretty broken but still standing. I've known G Man for a while, but he's never told me of his "will you shit on my face" fetish. Dude, you got issues. Sort your shit out! Hah! Get it? Get it? Sort your shit... come on, that shit's funny. Hah. Another! Get it? Ooooh, am I a laugh a minute or what?


So a huge return to the social scene for us, can't wait for the next one. 'Til next weekend...

Hugz 'n bubbles ;)

Sweet Nipples

Yeah! Finally.

I think it was FHM that did the original shoot. They did an awesome job photoshopping good old dirrrty Christina's nipples out of the photos - who the fuck does that. Either her nips have been photoshopped back or these are the original stills. My life is complete.

Bikini Contest - Hungary

I always imagined hungarian women to be ugly, crooked legged, bad teethed, wart infested evolution throwbacks (thanks Salami). Turns out I was way, way wrong. I have seen some Bikini contests in my time but this has got to be right up top there with the best.

Writing this post was like cutting onions - I cried all the way through. Excuse me I'm off on a trip to find the famed Porta Potty rental outside, the plumbing is screwed.

Check out the rest of the Bikini contest.

Luciana Salazar, who is she? Should we be impressed!

The answer to that my friends is yes. The recent villain to TV censors, the Argentinean exposed them giant jubblies of hers on the red carpet at the recent Latin MTV Music Video Awards - which was blasted all across the Americas far and wide. Below shows the build up on the red carpet and if I'm not mistaken a few shots of her the after party in an amazing black dress. Learn from this girls, wear viciously revealing dresses if you macking fake tits you can't go wrong. I officially declare myself #1 of Ms. Salazar and Argentina, god that’s hot.

Heil Hitler all you want Luci, you'll still be my baby girl.

USA SI Swimsuit - Winter 2005

How this slipped by me I have no idea, i present to you the Sports Illustrated Bikini/Swimsuit Special Issue - winter 2005. Siberians feature strong with the likes of Petra Nemcova & Veronika Verekova. Others to look out for are above average Americans Mallery Snyder & Bridget Hall.

There's some great paint-job shots:




...and sweet "lets play naked in the snow" shots:




Various other shoots feature, Girls Oppie Plaas and another age old "Never Let Us Down" shoot in Tailand. Check out the various galleries over at sexnfun [for the most part its NSFW]. Hey, it's my pleasure.