So this is Julie - the lady of the night, um, I mean the centre of attention! And this is HER party! Girl, it's all about chu! Go 'head, brush ya shoulders off, pop ya collar, and shake what yo mamma gave ya.
Dinner was good, dessert was even better. Dumptruck and Tuckshop licked the patterns off the bowls. After the formalities, it was onto the dancefloor in a Honey-like dance-off. Wezzo vs Lazzo. For once, Wezzo came off second best, but could never compete with the Lazzo-Chef teabag move, never seen before in public.
Oh, I don't remember Judgey-Poo being there? I think he made a sneaky exit during the speeches - off like a breath of fresh air at a garlic buffet! Alongside is Jade, excuse her but she had a booger. A BIG one. That was greeny-yellow. And hanging! Onto more deshtroying on the 'floor, Julie and Naughty Nats. Good leg-up!
Things on the 'floor got outta hand, so G and I made our way to the kitchen where we jikka-jikka'd on greezy floors with greezier cooks. Nice hair nets, I should get me one of those! Any one for some fried chiggin?
John getting down with the mopper-lady. And Sarah getting her groove on. And boy, does she have some groove?
Awww, cute! Lil sis Kat, Sarah and Julie at the end of the night, pretty broken but still standing. I've known G Man for a while, but he's never told me of his "will you shit on my face" fetish. Dude, you got issues. Sort your shit out! Hah! Get it? Get it? Sort your shit... come on, that shit's funny. Hah. Another! Get it? Ooooh, am I a laugh a minute or what?
So a huge return to the social scene for us, can't wait for the next one. 'Til next weekend...
Hugz 'n bubbles ;)
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