ChumpStyle: Blog Awards 2004

Last night was great fun, thanks to the Jo'Blog guys for organising it, but especially thanks to Rich...! for bitch slapping Wez.

Don't worry folks they made up and Rich gave Wez some well deserved action. Here is a shot of the foreplay. I didn't want any photos of them doing the horizontal lambada, so apologies to Dari who was very keen to see those pics.

Salami was VERY jealous, he thought we was in there with Wez for sure, he even assumed the position and was waiting for his prize.

Just so you know we didn't like this guy very much, in fact we fucken HATED his guts. I can't remember his name now and I really don't care to. Every time he spoke, I wanted to beat him with Miktar's PSP until his head exploded and his very last breath left him so he would never fucken speak again. Even his face annoys the SHIT out of me. Sorry, I got a little carried away there, I'm calm again, I'm over it... Ok I lie, I'm not. WHY ARE YOUR SUNGLASSES AROUND YOUR NECK! ARE THE FUCKEN LIGHTS IN COOL RUNNINGS TOO BRIGHT FOR YOU? WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKEN BAT? AND TAKE THAT FUCKEN BLING BLING OFF AS WELL YOU POTATO SHAPED FREAK!

I was very shocked when I saw that there was a female in our blogging community. And she's not a dog either, she's actually very do'able. So nice one Armand. We love you Thea. I am sure Salami had many a cramp in his right arm last night.

THEN I see that there was TWO girls there, this was just too much for the Techie Blogs to handle. They took some pictures and scurried out in a hurry with a far away look in their eyes. Oh, the guy in the photo is Don. Don't worry we love you too.