Celebrity Secrets

My favorite show on Telli EVER! is Late Night With Conan O'Brien. If you've never seen it before its one of those late-night-comedy-interview-a-couple-o-celebrity shows - but with an edge. The Conezone does a hilarious skit every so often with one his guests called Celebrity Secrets. Here are some of the best:

It's amazing what famous people will tell you when you lock them in a small, dark room and deprive them of human contact. From Snoop to Shatner and Fabio to Mr. T, we've got all their whimpering confessions caught on tape.

TRUMP SECRETS
"When we first started taping 'The Apprentice', I didn't tell people, 'You're fired!', I'd just say 'Hey, look behind you!', and then I'd just run out of the room. It wasn't bad."

"One day when I was in fifth grade, this kid came along and he took my lunchbox. When i told him it was mine, he said 'I don't see your name on it!' That's when I learned to put my name in giant, really giant letters on every single thing I own."

"I know it looks like I comb my hair forward, but actually that's not true, I comb my face backwards."

"I'm very proud of my 'son', and most importantly the light it provides to our solar system."

SNOOP SECRETS
"Before I was called 'Snoop Dog' I was called 'Snoop Doggy Dog.' Before that I was called 'Snoop Diggity Doggity Dogg.' Before that, I was just called, 'The Phantom.'"

"Last Christmas I put on a Santa Claus mask, and I said to three of my ladies, 'ho, ho, ho.' They didn't think it was funny."

"It's true, Dr. Dre is not a real doctor. I just wish he had told me that before I let him remove my pancreas."

"When I go to restaurants, the waiters always ask me if I want a doggy bag. I'm tired of that. All you waiters, stop asking me if I want a motherfucking doggy bag."

T SECRETS
"When I guest starred on Silver Spoons I asked Ricky Schroeder if he was the kid who cried a lot in the movie The Champ. He said yes. Then he asked me if I cried when I saw the movie. I said 'No.' I lied."

"I remember one time I tried to pity this fool. He told me his name was Jeff. He was married. He pulled out his wallet and showed me three pictures of his kids; Kelly, Robert, Brittany. Real cute kids. Don't get too close man. It's hard to pity a fool if you get too close."

"In Rocky III my character's name was Clubber Lang. I wanted him to be cutesy Mike Sunshine. The producers said no. That made me sad."

"People wonder why I call myself Mr. T. One dude asked, 'does the T stand for tough?' I said no. Another dude asked if the T stands for my last name, Tureaud. No it does not. The 'T' in Mr. T stands for tuna. T loves tuna."

PALTROW SECRETS
"You'd never know it by my movies but I haven't taken a shower in seven years. I smell like an old dumpster. Take it or leave it boys."

"Halle Berry totally stole the whole crying-when-you-win-your-Oscar thing from me. Also, all that other stuff about opening the door for other black actresses, that was mine too."

"I'm superstitious. Before I start a new movie, I also kill a hobo with a hammer."

"In Shakespeare in Love, I played a woman playing a man playing a woman. In actuality, I am a man who was playing a woman, playing a man, playing a woman. My apologies to anyone who's ever whacked off to me."

MCENROE SECRETS
"I am a lot like Martina Navratilova. I got into tennis for the chicks."

"When I yelled at that umpire 'You can't be serious!' I was referring to Sirius, the closest star in our solar system."

"People are always trying to get me to say which country has the worst judges. I don't want to be undiplomatic, so let's just say France and England both suck equally."

"On the court, Jimmy Connors was my rival. But between the sheets, he was my friend."

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Late Night With Conan O'Brien is on CNBC (channel 54 on DSTV) every Saturday at 22:45 & 23:30 and every Sunday at 22:45